With St. Patrick’s Day only one week away, and the weekend falling right before it, it’s hard for me to believe you don’t have a group text with at least 6 of your friends trying to figure out where you’re going to go, and just how rowdy you’re going to get. For the anti-social drinker, maybe you’ve already picked up some beer and green food coloring for a night in with one or two or no other people.
To figure out which St. Patrick’s Day crafts best suit your style of partying, you must first consult the “Mild/Wild” scale:
1 – What is St. Patrick’s Day?
2 – You’ve had Lucky Charms once or twice
3 – The local parade on Sunday seems fun
4 – Let’s go to the bar for a couple of drinks, then watch a movie at home
5 – The night is young; forget the movie
6 – WOO! Dancing on the table!
7 – Last call, schmasht callshll
8 – While leaving the bar, you see a riot in the distance and get out of there quick
9 – You were on the same block when the riot broke out
10 – You started the St. Patrick’s Day Riot of ‘14
11 – Wait… It’s St. Patrick’s Day? I just really like fire!
If you fall somewhere between 1-8, these crafts are DEFINITELY for you. If you or a friend would place you between 9 and 10, these St. Patrick’s Day crafts might be for you. If your amp goes to 11, feel free to wear these crafts year ‘round since you’ve already reached point-of-no-return crazy. No matter where you fall on the “Mild/Wild” scale, we think you’ll have a blast making these.
Have a safe and fun St. Patrick’s Day!